The Queen's Mac Salad

32 oz of elbow mac (cook that shit done)
2 cup salad dressing (cause Royalty hates mayo)
1 onion (chop that shit up cause we had to bite into an onion chunk)
1/2 bundle of celery (I use the very center and use the rest for my Bloody Marys) chop the shit up
2T Worcestershire sauce
1/4 mustard (add more of that shit if you need it after tasting)
12 eggs (boil the shit out of them, then peel those suckers)
1 cup dill relish (more or less of that shit depending on your taste)
salt and pepper to taste.

Chill, if you get a chance, cause this shit is so good the family dives in with forks before I ever get it to the fridge to chill.

The Queen